Everybody, Stalfos

from Songs Unsung by Unicorn Hole

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lyrics

Lived in the shadow of the mountain
I sat beneath the tree at night
I said exactly what I thought
I didn't care enough to lie

My own father is disgusting, and my mother is too
The wickedness in them I also saw in you
The only honest folk I know- a family of wretched spider beasts
Cursed to appear outside the way we truly are beneath

I left it all behind, was happy to forget
The only one I ever missed was my pet
Then there you stood, my pet with you
He was happy, I knew that you must be a nice guy too
That was the last thing that I saw before I was subdued
I wasn't warned, even though I know she knew

She knew and did nothing
She let me die
She saw my end, but didn't try

They made me what I am- a monster inside and out
I'm not a nice guy anymore, so I'll wait for you to put me down

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from Songs Unsung, released July 24, 2015

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