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Multiplayer
01:33
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2. |
Boko Boys
03:35
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Just wanna hang with my homies here
Do hoodrat shit round Hyrule
Be loud and play with fire, as you sneer
While wearing pants like a fool
Boko Boys
Yo dig our digs- got a sick skull crib
Your pad’s just as square as you
We’ll throw rocks at your head if you come near
Our dope spit-roast barbeque
We’ll ride on bears, we aren’t scared
Maybe of bees, but that’s fair
So go ahead and kill us, we’ll be back soon
Vibe in the afterlife till the next blood moon
We are forever goons
Sleep with explosives next to our heads
Like to live dangerously
One spark and we just might wake up dead
So fuck around and let’s see
We’ll ride on bears, we aren’t scared
Just of lightning, but that’s fair
Rad stone armor, dragonbone stuff
We may be small but we’ve got guts
So go ahead and kill us, we’ll be back soon
Vibe in the afterlife till the next blood moon
We are forever goons
And when Zelda’s little cop decides to come around
We'll hop on our rock friend and beat him down
Battle Talus
Bring the ruckus
Boko Boys
So go ahead and kill us, we’ll be back soon
Vibe in the afterlife till the next blood moon
We are forever goons
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3. |
Feelin Froggy
03:24
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When I need a sit
Froggy Chair, I choose you
When I need a pick me up
Froggy Chair always comes through
Fuck standing up, actually
With Froggy Chair, I’ll get atrophy
And a square ass too
Froggy Chair I swear I love you
I love that good, good chair
Forget the Toad Stool if Froggy’s there
That smile warms my heart
I’m never taking it apart
Put the chair over there
I don’t care where you put it, just place it
Plop it down and embrace it
You can never put a fish in a letter
But if we share this rare chair
Both our lives will be better
So lucky to own this amphibious throne
It’s the pride of my home
Sits and waits while I’m gone
With eyes more blue than any sky I knew
Nook’s got me by the bells
But my heart belongs to you
Ribbit
When I need a sit
Froggy Chair, I choose you
When I need a pick me up
Froggy Chair always comes through
Where would I be without you?
Six feet underground
In acre five of my home town
Froggy Chair is everything to me
I have a seat when I’m feelin groggy
In an instant I’m feelin froggy
Jump!
When I need a sit
Froggy Chair, I choose you
When I need a pick me up
Froggy Chair always comes through
Froggy Chair is my life
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4. |
PK Rockin
04:32
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Take the step, Giant Step, out of Onett
With your map and your bat embark
Fight hippies, and mean trees, but never fret
You will bring light to the dark
In your dreams, her plea gleams, follow the trail
A prayer whispered with joined hands
Powerful PK skills, but if that fails
Smash em with a frying pan
So focus on the Eight Melodies
Visit sacred sanctuaries
Your quest could only cost your life
And you got that for free
Eat burgers from the trash
Slug the fuzz with a SMAAASH
Don’t step on Porky’s turd
Saving the world’s absurd
Paula calls to Winters, to a shy whiz
He lacks PSI but his mind is bright
Don’t defy his allies or he’ll bring his
Bazooka to a knife fight
The Crown Prince of Dalaam will come along
Mirror foes, overthrow them all
Stomp the puke, cosmic nuke, what could go wrong?
Cause the sky itself to fall
So focus on the Eight Melodies
Visit sacred sanctuaries
Your quest could only cost your life
And you got that for free
Fight till the end
With your true friends
Ness used PK Breakdown
Paula used PK Breakdown
Jeff did something else, but
Poo used PK Breakdown
PK Breakdown
Ness used PK Breakdown
Paula used PK Breakdown
Jeff did something else, but
Poo used PK Breakdown
So focus on the Eight Melodies
Visit sacred sanctuaries
Your quest could only cost your life
And you got that for free
Fight till the end
With your true friends
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5. |
Unwahnted
03:59
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I’m on the outside, looking in
Just watching all my friends
Having the time of their lives
They forgot me again
I’m in the shadows, I’m a ghost
Always only almost
I assist or I fill in
I’m never wanted most
The weird fourth wheel, a clone of a clone
The other three have stories of their own
You say that everyone is here
I say that that’s hyperbole
Because the truth is crystal clear
You mean everyone but me
Wah-ah
Just purple Luigi
Still wahing and weeping
But then am I really if no one hears?
Just bad boy Luigi
Still hoping and dreaming
But why even bother if no one cheers?
I’m on the outside, once again
But the potted plant got in
And nineteen dudes from Fire Emblem
It’s clear I’ll never win
I’m in the shadows, with a rose
In some endearing pose
But more profound than my pink one
Is their choir of “no”s
The weird fourth wheel, a clone of a clone
The other three have stories of their own
You say that everyone is here
I say that that’s hyperbole
Because the truth is crystal clear
You mean everyone but me
Wah-ah
Just purple Luigi
Still wahing and weeping
But then am I really if no one hears?
Just bad boy Luigi
Still hoping and dreaming
But why even bother if no one cheers?
I’m on my last life
Get a Waluigi board if you wanna talk to me
All this pain is game over, so RIP in peace
RIP in peace
Wah-ah
Just purple Luigi
Still wahing and weeping
But then am I really if no one hears?
Just bad boy Luigi
Still hoping and dreaming
But why even bother if no one cheers?
Just because I’m a bit odd and my limbs are long
Doesn’t mean I should be treated like Lanky Kong
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6. |
Mario Party Foul
04:43
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We are
Four best friends playing video games
Having fun even with ones that are lame
We don’t care if we end up up all night
Like sidescrollers it’s all right
All right
We’ve played Kart already, and we’ve played Smash
So let’s start up Party at long last
Choose our favorite dudes, and the coolest boards
All the fun we’ll have is the true reward
Who’s keeping score?
We all grab our first coins, race to the star, it’s super far
The minigames begin, play hard
We lost that 2v2, not cause of me, but cause of you
But who really cares when we are
Four best friends playing video games
Having fun even with ones that are lame
We don’t care if we end up up all night
Like sidescrollers it’s all right
All right
You got stars already, I guess that’s cool
In the end you’ll get schooled, like a fool
And you keep on getting your best minigames
Honestly your strats are super lame
Should be ashamed
Why’d you steal a star from me, dude?
I’m not even the one in the lead
Because you made us lose
That minigame back in round two
I think he made the right call
And my nine stars agree
Makes no difference to me
I’m so far behind all of you
IRL friendly fire, I’ve been stabbed in the back
IRL friendly fire, a traitorous attack
Trust no one, we are done
We are
Four best friends eating tasty pizza bites
Magic treats that can cancel any fight
The TV colors the dark room with light
Like sidescrollers it’s all right
Four best friends playing video games
Having fun even with ones that are lame
We don’t care if we end up up all night
Like sidescrollers it’s all right
All right
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7. |
Goodnight
02:34
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