Pizza Never Fails

from 👌 DLC 2 by Unicorn Hole

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Our dad works for Rogue Legacy, and we played number two
It kicks big ass, we’ll fill you in without further adieu
We got pizza as a health drop and even a weapon
This is big shit, the kind that would drown you if you stepped in

We leveled up, we 3D, this shit slaps
Filleth my cup, pale white tree, we’ve relapsed

And just like that the kingdom awards us all free healthcare
Truly a fantasy game, real life cannot compare
The kids aren’t alright but at least they get paid for their woes
It’s pretty rad but we still say "heck no" to vertigo

And Cellar Door gave us more

More classes than I had to take for my degree
But unlike them shits these are useful to me

Summon black holes or your cosmic form
Foes of astromancers will deform
Ping back projectiles with a frying pan
Sip some good soup cause chefs are the man

Don’t worry other games, I swear I will play you
Soon as I finish my seventeenth run of RL2

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from 👌 DLC 2, released December 31, 2019

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