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Face​(​book) the Truth (with Chad R and Elemental Plague)

from HD Remakes Round 2 by Unicorn Hole and Pals

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Hello, welcome to Facebook
Where you can stalk, poke, and like
Hope you weren't planning to do anything else with your life
Because you're stuck, you've become one of us
Give in, add all your friends- where is the harm?
Upload half naked pictures, plant your own farm
Ashley posted that she likes Mike, and she means like-like
So now you can all like like that she likes- like like-likes Mike

You've got to make sure that you
Add each one of your close friends
In other words every human being
That you've ever made eye contact with
God forbid you miss that picture of your uncle's cat
Oh look some Greenday lyrics
Aren't you glad that you saw that?

Facebook is 4chan's trashcan
Where old jokes go to die
You're thinking "cool story bro"
I'm thinking "can I rhyme die with die?"
"Share my Facebook post for Jesus
If you don't you'll burn in hell!"
That's right, it's a brand new commandment
Add eternal pain to your interests, you may as well
You'll notice the strange trend that
All your friends are dating hackers
If your girlfriend pulls that shit
Might I recommend you smack her?

You just got a new girlfriend? You feel that special tingle?
Calm down, it's not official
Because her page still says she's single
If she forgot her password, then single she will stay
I'm sorry you're in love, but Facebook's the authority
And if you stay logged on, even when you're gone
Somehow, some way, something will turn you gay

(Roughly 2:05 - 3:00 written by Elemental Plague)
Elemental Plague, the opposite of lame
Without Facebook, wouldn't have heard their name
So I guess it's useful sometimes
Chad and me with these guys is prime!
But still yet..

Maybe this site isn't right for you
You've decided that you are through
You're ready to leave behind this fad?
Well that's just too fucking bad
Cause you can't delete a Facebook profile
Cause they know you'll come crawling back
To them you're a filthy hobo, fiendin for some crack
Also your crops will die!

Original: https://soundcloud.com/uhole/its-about-time-we-face-book
Vocal Guest:
Music Guest: https://www.facebook.com/ElementalPlagueNxC/

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from HD Remakes Round 2, released August 15, 2016

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